Category: Blog|February 22, 2013 4:00 am

Science Puns: Funny Friday

Funny Friday

What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium.

I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon.

Do you know any jokes about sodium? Na

Tell me a joke about potassium. K

Two chemists walked into a bar. The first one ordered some water. The second one ordered some H2O too. The second chemist died.

Do you have any sodium hypobromite? NaBrO

Do you want to hear a joke about nitrous oxide? NO

I left my bromine and boron in my locker. BrB

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? You may have graduated, but I have many degrees.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He could not resistor.

What do you call a wheel made of iron? A ferrous wheel.

What do you call a cat made of iron, lithium, and neon? FeLiNe

One atom says to another atom, “I lost an electron.” The second atom asks, “Are you positive?”

What kind of weapon is made from potassium, nickel, and iron? KNiFe

Chemistry jokes are boron, but physics jokes have potential.

I told a chemistry joke in class yesterday, but I got no reaction.

Drawing a Chemical Compound

Image Credits

Drawing a Chemical Compound: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Chemical_compound_being_drawn.jpg


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