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The Patrick Star Show - The Haunting of Star House (S1E7)
Patrick hires cheap ghosts to haunt his house, but he ends up getting just what he paid for.
| Runtime (min) | 11 |
|---|---|
| TMDB Rating | 5.0 (2 votes) |
| Air Date | 2021-07-30 |
| Genres | Family, Comedy, Animation, Talk |
| TV Rating | TV-Y7 |
| Network(s) | Nickelodeon |
Storyline
In this episode, Patrick decides he wants his house to be haunted and sets out to hire ghosts to do the job. True to form, Patrick opts for the cheapest option available, bringing in a crew of bargain-basement spirits who promise to deliver scares on a budget. What Patrick doesn't anticipate is that these discount ghosts are about as frightening as they are affordable, leading to a series of underwhelming and comedic haunting attempts that fall far short of his spooky expectations.
As the cut-rate ghosts bumble their way through their haunting duties, Patrick begins to realize that sometimes you really do get what you pay for. The episode plays out as a lighthearted lesson in value versus cost, with the Star family dealing with the consequences of Patrick's penny-pinching decision. The cheap ghosts' lackluster performance creates chaos in the Star household, forcing Patrick to confront whether saving money was worth the hassle and disappointment that followed.
What kids learn
This episode teaches children about the relationship between quality and cost through Patrick's experience with bargain ghosts. Young viewers see firsthand that choosing the cheapest option isn't always the smartest decision, especially when the low price comes with poor results. The story illustrates that sometimes spending a little more or investing proper effort leads to better outcomes, a concept that applies to everything from school projects to choosing how to spend allowance money.
Children also learn about taking responsibility for their choices. Patrick's decision to hire cheap ghosts creates problems for his entire family, showing kids that our choices can affect the people around us. When things don't work out as planned, the episode demonstrates the importance of acknowledging mistakes rather than simply blaming others or the circumstances.
The episode reinforces problem-solving skills as Patrick must figure out how to deal with the consequences of his budget haunting. Kids see that when a plan backfires, it's important to think creatively about solutions rather than giving up or making excuses.
Parents' top 5 questions
| Question | Answer |
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| Is this episode too scary for younger children? | The ghosts in this episode are deliberately portrayed as ineffective and comedic rather than genuinely frightening. Because Patrick hires cheap, incompetent spirits, the haunting attempts are played for laughs rather than scares. The episode uses the ghost premise as a vehicle for humor about getting what you pay for, so the spooky elements are very mild and appropriate for the show's typical audience. |
| What lesson does Patrick learn about making cheap choices? | Patrick discovers that choosing the lowest-cost option often leads to disappointing results. His bargain ghosts fail to deliver the haunting experience he wanted, creating more problems than they solve. The episode illustrates that quality matters and that sometimes it's worth investing more resources upfront to get a better outcome, rather than dealing with the headaches that come from cutting corners. |
| Does the episode make fun of people who can't afford expensive things? | The humor targets Patrick's decision-making process rather than financial limitations. Patrick chooses the cheap option when better alternatives exist, and the comedy comes from his failure to consider quality alongside price. The episode isn't about poverty or necessity but about learning to evaluate value rather than simply picking whatever costs least, which is an important distinction for teaching smart consumer habits. |
| How does Patrick's family react to the ghost situation? | The Star family has to deal with the chaos created by Patrick's poorly chosen ghosts, showing how one person's decisions can impact everyone in the household. Their reactions help reinforce the episode's message about thinking through choices and considering how our actions affect others. The family dynamic adds context to Patrick's learning experience throughout the episode. |
| Are there any positive messages about problem-solving in this episode? | Yes, the episode demonstrates that when plans go wrong, it's important to address the situation rather than ignore it. Patrick must figure out how to handle the consequences of hiring ineffective ghosts, which encourages children to think about solutions when their own choices don't work out as expected. The story reinforces that mistakes are learning opportunities rather than disasters. |
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| Season # | Episode # | Episode Name |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | Patrick presents a show about food after missing out on a hearty breakfast. |
| 1 | 2 | Patrick and SpongeBob experience the wonders of the workforce. |
| 1 | 3 | Patrick hosts a telethon to raise money for snails that can't dance. |
| 1 | 4 | Patrick loses the remote in the cushions, so he journeys into the couch to track it down. |
| 1 | 5 | Patrick and GrandPat try to pass each other on the stairs, leading to a ludicrous conflict. |
| 1 | 6 | Members of the Star family confront their absurd rivalries. |
| 1 | 7 | Patrick hires cheap ghosts to haunt his house, but he ends up getting just what he paid for. |
| 1 | 8 | Squidina hires an assistant who's a little too good at his job. |
| 1 | 9 | The Patrick Star Show is interrupted by a most peculiar stench. |
| 1 | 10 | The Patrick Show presents a Halloween TV special. |
| 1 | 11 | The Star Family heads to their favorite resort. |
| 1 | 12 | Bunny goes on a mid-day adventure to a forgotten age. |
| 1 | 13 | GrandPat prevents his precious memories from being sold at a family yard sale. |
| 1 | 14 | Patrick travels through time to find last minute Christmas gifts for his family. |
| 1 | 15 | Patrick hits an unnatural growth spurt in his late adolescence. |
| 1 | 16 | The Star Family learns the cultural traditions of the old country. |
| 1 | 17 | Patrick ventures inside Cecil to learn how the body works. |
| 1 | 18 | Cecil takes his kids camping, but Squidina wants the drama of reality TV. |
| 1 | 19 | A classic villain returns to his former lair, only to find the Star Family inhabiting it. |
| 1 | 20 | The Patrick Show rebrands for a younger audience. |
| 1 | 21 | Pearl stars in a guest appearance on The Patrick Show. |
| 1 | 22 | Patrick and Squidina report the news around Bikini Bottom. |
| 1 | 23 | The Patrick Show presents the epic conclusion to the first half of its first season. |
| 1 | 24 | The Star family finds themselves getting smaller and smaller. |
| 1 | 25 | Tinkle, Ouchie, and Pinkeye must venture back home together after being taken away by mistake. |
| 1 | 26 | Patrick gets injured, so his family members take turns hosting the show. |
| 1 | 27 | Granny Tentacles helps Squidward collect his paper delivery money from Cecil. |
| 1 | 28 | The Star family house runs away from home. |
| 1 | 29 | Patrick and SpongeBob go back in time to watch Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy when they were new. |
| 1 | 30 | Patrick's evil twin cousin shows up to ruin Patrick's reputation. |
| 1 | 31 | Patrick's uncontrollable drooling gets out of hand and mouth. |
| 1 | 32 | A shape-shifting alien runs loose in the Star home. |
| 1 | 33 | Patrick messes with the space-time continuum. |
| 1 | 34 | While Cecil and Bunny celebrate their anniversary in outer space, Patrick and Squidina throw a house party. |
| 1 | 35 | Squidina hosts a television show to pass a home economics class. |
| 1 | 36 | Patrick and SpongeBob try to unlock a dull child's imagination. |
| 1 | 37 | Patrick learns about GrandPat's childhood. |
| 1 | 38 | In a pre-historic era, Cave Pat hosts a show with his family. |
| 1 | 39 | The Patrick Show! gets competing sponsors. |
| 1 | 40 | The Star family visits King Neptune's palace. |
| 1 | 41 | Cecil shows Patrick his mustache collection. |
| 1 | 42 | The Star family brings a mandrake root into their home. |
| 1 | 43 | Patrick hosts an award ceremony. |
| 1 | 44 | Captain Doug Quasar meets Pat-Tron's robot family. |
| 1 | 45 | Patrick gets a stunt double. |
| 1 | 46 | In a notion of protest, Patrick's organs leave his body. |
| 1 | 47 | Bunny's mother makes a visit from the old country. |
| 1 | 48 | Granny Tentacles gets her own spin-off show. |
| 1 | 49 | Bubble Bass reviews and critiques The Patrick Show. |
| 1 | 50 | Bunny brings Patrick to prison for "Bring Your Kid to Work Day." |
| Season # | Episode # | Episode Name |
|---|---|---|
| 2 | 1 | The Patrick Show sells merchandise in order to fund its second season. |
| 2 | 2 | Patrick hosts a series of game shows. |
| 2 | 3 | The Star Family is a team of superheroes. |
| 2 | 4 | Cecil works as a security guard at Lady Upturn’s art museum. |
| 2 | 5 | The Stars’ pet toilet Tinkle has puppies. |
| 2 | 6 | The Star family spends a day playing at the cemetery. |
| 2 | 7 | The tiny futuristic city of Shmandor exacts revenge on Patrick. |
| 2 | 8 | Patrick and Squidina go on location to interview their neighbors. |
| 2 | 9 | Patrick and SpongeBob work at the movie theater. |
| 2 | 10 | With Sandy's guidance, Patrick hosts a science show. |
| 2 | 11 | Patrick gets stuck in the bathroom. |
| 2 | 12 | Bunny and Cecil need to get married again. |
| 2 | 13 | SpongeBob helps Patrick fulfill his bucket list. |
| 2 | 14 | Patrick has a nostalgic meltdown. |
| 2 | 15 | While Squidina is away at camp, Patrick needs a new director. |
| 2 | 16 | The Star family is abducted by aliens. |
| 2 | 17 | The enemies of the Star family team up to exact revenge. |
| 2 | 18 | Bunny loses a tattoo. |
| 2 | 19 | Patrick hires more Patricks to perform at birthday parties. |
| 2 | 20 | Pat-Thos shares a Hamdonian tale of love and pork products. |
| 2 | 21 | Patrick wakes up off-model. |
| 2 | 22 | The Star family works at the Krusty Krab. |
| 2 | 23 | Bunny tries to punish Patrick for chocolate-favored crimes. |
| 2 | 24 | The Lawnies vote for what Patrick does next in a special "Choose Your Own Adventure" episode of The Patrick Show. |
| 2 | 25 | Patrick hosts a time-travelling food show. |
| 2 | 26 | While Bunny's in Klopnod, the Star home becomes a mess. |
| Season # | Episode # | Episode Name |
|---|---|---|
| 3 | 1 | The Star family parties at the Chum Bucket. |
| 3 | 2 | Patrick hosts his show after dark, exploring what Bikini Bottom is like at night. |
| 3 | 3 | Pat the Hapless goes on a barbaric quest to the shopping mall. |
| 3 | 4 | Pat-Tron works for the Star family. |
| 3 | 5 | In this fitness variety show, Patrick learns how to exercise. |
| 3 | 6 | A family of dummies move into the Star home. |
| 3 | 7 | The Stars run a Patrick Show theme park in their home. |
| 3 | 8 | Patrick and Squidina embark on a quest to find the lost bathroom. |
| 3 | 9 | Patrick learns to drive. |
| 3 | 10 | Patrick time-travels in a race for the Krusty Krab's newest menu item. |
| 3 | 11 | Patrick helps Squidward with his newspaper delivery job to compensate for injuring him. |
| 3 | 12 | In the midst of a typical day of scavenging, the Dartfish family discovers a thief in the Star home. |
| 3 | 13 | Madame Hagfish shares tales of Pat-Tron, Pat the Hapless, and Pat-gor. |
| 3 | 14 | Patrick’s family celebrates Thanksgiving with his mother’s side of the family. |
| 3 | 15 | Squidina has to direct her school holiday play, but her script was mangled by Patrick. |
| 3 | 16 | Patrick spawns an adorable mini-Patrick who quickly becomes the star of the show, until he outgrows the role. |
| 3 | 17 | The Star family celebrates the Klopnodian holiday Swaptoberfest by swapping identities with each other. |
| 3 | 18 | Patrick and Squidina go undercover to investigate a corrupt novelty product factory. |
| 3 | 19 | The Patrick Show presents the "Roast of Patrick Star." |
| 3 | 20 | Patrick and Squidina follow their last idea to bring into RandomLand. |
| 3 | 21 | After discovering that Patrick never finished behavioral training, the family home-schools him. |
| 3 | 22 | After getting rid of Ouchie, Pinkeye takes over the Star house. |
| 3 | 23 | Patrick and Squidina must find safety amidst the dad joke apocalypse. |
| Season # | Episode # | Episode Name |
|---|---|---|
| 4 | 1 | When Cecil's boss visits the house, the Stars get trapped in a sitcom. |
| 4 | 2 | When Squidina is bedridden, Patrick has to run his show without her. |
| 4 | 3 | GrandPat competes for Granny Tentacles' love on a dating game show. |
| 4 | 4 | The Ice Cream Man and Ice Cream King team up to capture a mysterious ice cream eating beast. |
| 4 | 5 | Tinkle stumbles into a time-traveling adventure. |
| 4 | 6 | Patrick and Squidina aren't allowed to watch TV when they spend time with their parents for a day. |
| 4 | 7 | When Granny Tentacles goes out for a spa day, Patrick and Squidina take care of her house. |
| 4 | 8 | After Plankton forgets who he is, the Dartfish family adopts him. |
| 4 | 9 | Patrick and Squidina help the Flim-Flam brothers hunt the ghost that haunts their house. |
| 4 | 10 | On her day off from the Patrick Show, Squidina helps Rube produce his TV show. |
| 4 | 11 | Patrick hosts a countrified variety show. |
| 4 | 12 | The Kelpbed Kids travel to the future to get their kicking can back. |
| 4 | 13 | The Star family goes on a college tour for Patrick… at the zoo. |
| 4 | 14 | GrandPat shares his life stories to spoil every movie at the theater. |
| 4 | 15 | The Patricks compete in a series of games for control of the TV remote. |
| 4 | 16 | After driving over Patrick, a court order forces Lady Upturn to live with the Star family. |
| 4 | 17 | The Stars watch a series of haunted video tapes. |
| 4 | 18 | For Leif Erikson Day, Patrick and SpongeBob time-travel back to Viking times. |
| 4 | 19 | When the Stars go to the mountains, Squidina hires Plankton to entertain the Lawnies. |
| 4 | 20 | Quasar uses Patrick to communicate with the dumbest aliens in the universe. |
| 4 | 21 | Patrick and GrandPat have a staring contest to compete for the last lick of a baking spoon. |
| 4 | 22 | After yet another Star house disaster, the fire marshal forces Patrick to watch a safety training video. |
| 4 | 23 | Patrick fails his way up the corporate ladder at Upturn's mall. |
| 4 | 24 | After accidentally putting on doctor's clothes, Patrick believes he's a medical professional. |
| 4 | 25 | After Pearl can no longer have a sleepover with Squidina, the Stars throw Squidina a slumber party on their own. |
| Season # | Episode # | Episode Name |
|---|---|---|
| 5 | 1 | Patrick is mistaken for a corporate retreat leader. |
| 5 | 2 | Patrick and Squidina hold auditions for a Patrick Show sidekick. |
| 5 | 3 | Patrick accidentally hypnotizes Bikini Bottom into becoming GrandPats. |
| 5 | 4 | Squidina leads Patrick on a grocery shopping mission. |
| 5 | 5 | In Hamdonia, Prince Shmeat and Tofu Todd embark on a quest to defeat the Maw. |
| 5 | 6 | After learning what stage fright is, Patrick fears his own audience. |
| 5 | 7 | Patrick overstays his welcome at the SquarePants home. |
| 5 | 8 | GrandPat injures himself for Nurse Helga's attention. |
| 5 | 9 | The Star's neighbor Gladys works as a neighborhood vigilante. |
| 5 | 10 | Patrick, GrandPat, and Cecil want Bunny to honor their accomplishments on the fridge. |
| 5 | 11 | |
| 5 | 12 | |
| 5 | 13 | After Patrick learns about "Dad Privileges," Patrick and Cecil compete in the Dad Election. |
| 5 | 14 | The Star family takes over the grocery store. |
| 5 | 15 | SpongeBob represents Patrick in Kid Court. |
| 5 | 16 | Perch travels through time to cover historical events. |
| 5 | 17 | After capturing the Lawnies' attention, SpongeBob and Squidward become a hit new live act. |
| 5 | 18 | After Cecil stumbles into a pile of underwear, he becomes an underwear salesman. |
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